I'm never getting off this forsaken toilet. I just want to go to bed and my gut is like 'nope, too much shitting to do'.

And it stinks.

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So... I no longer have a fever but I'm still getting the chills and the sweats and the headaches. Also I've had a massive amount of surgery on my bum which includes 2 bum lifts (not to make it look better either!) so I have an incredibly raw and chafed bum because, you guys, poo is kinda acidic when it's coming out like wee!

And the doctors think it ( Read more... )

I have been struck down by the classic stealth!UTI. Struck down so hard that I am in HOSPITAL because of it. And here's me thinking I was having an adverse drug reaction! Nope, no such luck! I just have a kidney infection.

Didn't even know I had it until last night (in the hospital!). Monday night I had a bit of a headache, wasn't feeling all the ( Read more... )

I have been struck down by the classic stealth!UTI. Struck down so hard that I am in HOSPITAL because of it. And here's me thinking I was having an adverse drug reaction! Nope, no such luck! I just have a kidney infection.

Didn't even know I had it until last night (in the hospital!). Monday night I had a bit of a headache, wasn't feeling all the ( Read more... )

Not really TMI but does anyone else find that coca cola makes them feel sick? I've only really just twigged but every time I have coke I start feeling sick shortly after. Nothing major (unless I've drank a lot) but just general queasiness.

Please tell I'm not alone!

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Oh my dear god, Molly, what is that smell you just made? What is that liquid? Is that where the smell is coming from? Yes it is, oh holy fuck how one little droplet of something be so rank? How, Molly, how?!

Uuuugh. At least bathing you seems to have helped a little.

...I'm not quite sure if I love you right now
Mummy

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In other news, I RULE. I've managed to get the temple gas heaters working which will make the rest of Mahashivaraarti much more tolerable. (Seriously, myself and the other devotee here are freezing.)

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Just as an aside; I really, really hate Jared Padalecki's nose. It is an affront to my senses of proportion. It is like a disproportionate wedge sticking out of his face. It is both at once too big and too small for his features and every time I see him in profile my inner aesthetician gives a little squeal of pure torment.

That is all.

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It's meant to be spring and yet it is really, really hot. (Okay, less than a year ago it would have been considered nice but this is not nice! This is hot!)

Also, Ciggie is scratching at the door begging to be pet in and I am being am total bitch and ignoring him. Because I do not want to be awoken at 6 am tomorrow because he wants me to refill the ( Read more... )

So my mummy has returned to the molten north while I remain here in the frozen south. In ten weeks she will return to celebrate my birthday with me but for now I must make do with frequent phone calls. I already miss her; she made a great bed warmer! Lotsa snuggling was had. She has also decided to actually buy me a bed frame for Christmas.

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